So, I made a flying stop at a Big-Box mart the other day to pick up a few items. Like the items I was supposed to bring to the party I was attending in 10 minutes. Anyway...as I'm looking up at the signs to find my items I notice this store carries...wait for it, wait for it....FROZEN ICE CREAM. It said so right above aisle 3. And I wondered, somewhere in this giant mega store is there unfrozen ice cream?