A little background, my oldest dd is a vegetarian and has been for three years. Last night at dinner she had a salad, sweet potato, cauliflower and broccoli on her plate. This conversation ensued:
C-"Maybe we should change your name to Vegina."
S giggled, I laughed, E smirked.
Me-"Um, C, Vegina sounds suspiciously like a female body part."
C-silence, then "Gross, you guys are so perverted."