Monday, May 23, 2005
For Six Kids My A**
So we went to the family class party Friday night. I got in the pool with my little kids because, well , they love to swim and it seemed heartless to just toss them in, since they can't swim and all. Now, I don't think I'm especially fun loving or anything, I just think the women in this town are BORING! Precisely one other mom and two dads got in the water. The rest sat on the bleachers, many making their little kids sit next to them, for an hour and a half. (No way would my kids sit there for an hour and a half.) And do you know the only thing they could find to talk about??? The size of my butt. I know this because not one, not two but three people told me how they all couldn't believe how good I looked for having ALL THOSE KIDS! Are they stupid? Bored? Really hard up for conversation? A bunch of nibby bitches?? You decide.
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Jealous. Trust me, they are jealous. I would be saying it too, because my a** *looks* like it pushed out my 6 kids! And I would be jealous. And by the way, those moms were sitting on the bleachers because none of them were brave enough to show off *their* a**es, which must actually look like they had 6 kids, even though they didn't LOL.
I was going to say jealous too. Of your family *and* your cute bod :-)
I vote jealous too. You have six gorgeous kids and a great ass. Totaly green envy.
How weird did that sound? LOL
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