Monday, April 24, 2006

How To Look Like An A**

First, walk down the steps at the stadium and trip. Fall in a heap. Hold just purchased beer aloft, so while head and back make contact with concrete only a small amount of beer spills on your head. Get up and continue down aisle to seat. Have dh lose balance and grab you, sending you into next row of box seats (luckily unoccupied). Spill more beer on self, twist knee and bang head. Note that though you are stumbling around and smell like a brewery you have yet to even taste your beer. Unless you count the drips running down your face. Argh!

3 comments:

Truth said...

But just think about how many people who got a good laugh. And are you sure you hadn't tasted that beer yet?

Anonymous said...

I bet they were very impressed that you didn't spill all of your beer. Or maybe that just says something about me lol

Jody said...

Ouch....and all that wasted beer too!
;*)